Name:
Sam B

Sex:
If you're offering, love...

Living arrangement:
A rather nice place in Coventry

Lifetime ambition:
I don't know - get a book published

Will you fulfil it?
No point in having one, otherwise...!

Ideal partner:
Is she breathing?

Favourite smell:
The fresh air on the VPS bridge (or chips!)

Worst feeling in the world:
Arranging to meet someone somewhere strange and thinking you've got the wrong time when they're late

Best feeling in the world:
Making people laugh

If you could be given anything what would it be?
A talking Anne Robinson doll

How do people see you?
Your typical eccentric Englishman, I guess...

Favourite CDs:
My Geri, Steps, Tom J, HearSay and S Club 7 CDs are all in favour at the moment

Favourite soundtrack:
You've Got Mail

Favourite films:
I like lots of films, to be fair...

Favourite foods:
Chips, and my mum's roast potatoes

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No - the Fashion Police have been very lenient up to now...

Favourite ice-cream:
Banana

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Well I told George off for doing it in the Agony Uncle column, but I do keep Logrence on my bedside cabinet...

If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?
It would have to be the alive person - the dead one would probably smell

Favourite alcoholic drink:
*ahem* What's alcohol?

Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yuk yuk yuk!

If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?
A radio presenter...no, really!

If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
I don't think I would dye my hair - I look rather too gay already (and there's nothing wrong with that of course!)

If you could have a tattoo/piercing, what and where would it be?
An "I love Annie" on my arm

Have you ever been in love?
Another silly question, but no.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
*gulp* Empty now.

What is your favourite soft drink?
We live in a hard water area, but you get my drift...

Crazy Eddie eat your heart out!

Are you a righty, lefty or ambidextrous?
Ambi - I put the 'grr' in swinger, baby!

What is your favourite number?
22

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Why the frick do I keep dreaming about VPS?

Do you get motion sickness?
Er...no.

How many rings before you answer the phone?
I'm always on Poohsticks, so no-one really gets a chance to phone! :D

(But no-one ever phones me anyway *sniff*)

Future son's name:
Alfonso (assuming anyone is silly enough to marry me)

Future daughter's name:
Anne (PLEASE, THIS WAS PRE-WEAKEST LINK!)

Most displeasing aspect about yourself:
All of me, but I'm one of those people

Would you ever consider plastic surgery?
Never! Make do with what you've got!

What is your unhealthiest obsession?
It would be demeaning to me to actually spell this out...but I have regular unhealthy obsessions

Best piece of advice you've given:
Don't listen to any advice I give you

Best piece of advice you've received:
Plug sockets and forks give Sam an unhealthy pallour

If you found a wallet with lots of money in - keep it or hand it in?
I'm too law-abiding to even consider keeping it

Best holiday destination visited:
We went to Romania, and travelled all through Europe - that was great, and I'd like to do something like that for my Gap year...

If you could change something in your life, what would it be and why?
I have the rest of my life to change things...

Worry a lot or a little?
A little, but then I worry a lot about the little things

Pet hate:
Morons

Ever done something you shouldn't?
Does the sun shine?

Do you regret anything?
You shouldn't really, because you have to look at everything and make a conscious decision...every decision must be the right one at the time, else you wouldn't take it, would you? You can't change the past, only the future...

Worst type of person:
An ignorant one.